three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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