I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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