nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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