She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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