Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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