i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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