yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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