I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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