glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
