Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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