you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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