So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just cropdusted the office
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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