he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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