Cold hands, warm shart.
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I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My cat gives me a boner
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It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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