Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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