we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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