I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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