do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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