just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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