your parents love me but you hate me
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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