Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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