oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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