I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
birth control should be required to get into college
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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