why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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