Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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