It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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