i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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