Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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