I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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