the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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