idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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