Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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