so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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