Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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