Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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