I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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