One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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