You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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