never play flip cup with pint glasses
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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