You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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You. Win. At. Life.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
soo... how was my night?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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