i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
We got so high we made milksteak
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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