Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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