So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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