Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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