well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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