So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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