have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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