I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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