I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We need to rekindle our bromance
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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