yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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