at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He has the fingertips of a God
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