something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
