Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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