we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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