just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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