Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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